Dis here’s the holiest freakin’ t-shirt dis side o’ Vatican City. Inspired by Da Pope himself — not to be confused with Ditka, although if Da Pope played offense, he'd probably be a tight end. Anyway — this divine tee is perfect for Sunday mass, tailgates, or just blessin’ your bros with immaculate drip.

It’s soft as a brat bun, comfy as a recliner during da Bears game, and printed with heavenly detail worthy of a shrine (or your cousin’s basement bar). Wear it, and you’ll be automatically absolved from all minor fashion sins.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US